I didn’t fit, y’all… I didn’t fit.

     I would like to blame this whole thing on Cecilia & Thomas. I would like to tell you that they taunted me, dared me & insinuated that I wouldn’t be able to fit. But no, I got myself in this mess all myself.

It’s just that Cecilia & Thomas were playing in & out with such ease.

  

I prompted them..

“Do you think Aunt Laura can fit in there?

“Nooooooo! You’re TOO big!!”

You might think that I am too mature to be offended by the opinion of four year olds, but I assure you.. I’m not. It was a good as a dare.

Good think the park was empty that day since I think they were both rather embarrassed to be seen with me, as I wiggled and grunted to try and get out.

  

I could get out all the way except my hips. I’m sure it was just my belt that was stuck. Right? RIGHT?!

The only thing that made me feel better?

 

That HE got stuck too!

 

Signed,

world’s most dignified & proper babysitter & aunt